I've had roommates and flatmates since I moved away from my parents and as much I enjoy their company there will always be something to tick my off (it includes even me, I'm not perfect). This is to the students, the newly weds and all who live in the company of others. Cheers!
Pay the rent or go live in a tent!
I wish to be discreet, but Man! Wash your feet.
Wash the dishes or swim with the fishes!
Take the trash or pay up the cash!
Even in a rush don't forget to double flush!
My personal favorite.